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I’ve been playing several computer games lately especially Medal of Honor from EA Sports. The original game came out 2 years ago and it’s called Allied Assault. It was followed by 2 expansion games called Breakthrough and Spearhead. The game lets you experience WWII battles in the comforts of your home. No cuts, no bruises.

The games are fun and addicting. I must really suck because even at the easiest level, it’s still a big challenge for me. The other day I came across a website with a cheat sheet for Medal of Honor. I printed it out, made changes to the computer and played the game. Ah finally, a game I can handle. Hehe… I kept getting fired at, but it had no effect on my health. I love cheating.

It just takes a couple of keystrokes to cheat. What a difference especially if you find yourself in a heated battle and you need more ammo. Maybe your health is less than 10% and you’re still getting sniped. With one command, all your worries are gone. With one command you can get all the weapons available in the game all at once.

This is never an option on the regular game. Another cheat gives you full health, and another gives you God-like powers. My brother asked me several hours later, so why play the game if you are going to cheat. That’s a good question. I didn’t have a comeback at the time, but I later pointed out to him that it was only a game.

That punk! Hehe…. Have you ever been stuck in a level where you can’t get out? You tried 20 times and feel you’re stuck for eternity. Well, with just a few keystrokes, you can free yourself from the bondage. Sort of jailbreak.

So, you are ready to cheat! By the way, Please don’t psychoanalize what I’m saying here. It’s only a game. It only applies to this game. Ok? Now, back to the game. Please don’t overuse this feature. I really don’t condone this kind of behavior the entire game. Just pick spots you want to cheat. Ready? Here’s how.

You must first activate cheat mode by modifying the MOHAA icon. Set your icon to “mohaa.exe +set developer 1 +set thereisnomonkey 1 +set cheats 1 + set ui_console 1.” Start the game by clicking on the modified icon. Once in the game, goto the “Advanced” section and turn on the Console option. Press the “~” tilde key to bring down the console.

The cheat codes!
wuss - Gives player all weapons (funny)
dog - God mode
fullheal - Heals player
notarget - Removes target
no clip - No clipping (go through walls, suspended in air sometimes, etc..)
listinventory - Lists player’s inventory
tele x y z - Teleport to location x y z (numeric values)
coord - Prints out current location and angles
health - Sets current health kill - Kills yourself (I don’t know why you want to do this)
maplist - brings up a list of all levels, click on the onw you want to play

You are now a bonafide cheater. Enjoy!